The Great Awankening.
I keep hearing people in my circles speak of this ‘Great Awakening’ that’s apparently going to happen any minute now, spurting onto our glowing faces like the first rays of Heaven on Earth, as angels tootle on their trumpets while we feast on devonshire tea and scones with fresh cream and jam, patting ourselves on the back and congratulating each other about how awakened we all are.
Much like the threat of the apocalypse, this has been going on for a few years now.
‘This is it! It’s right around the corner! I know we said this last year and nothing happened, but this year it’s going to happen!’ My colleagues tell…