WHAT TO DO IF YOU’RE ME RIGHT NOW.
It’s hard to know what to do right now. The world is like a schizophrenic homeless man yelling at the voices in his head whilst waving his dirt-streaked penis at oncoming traffic. You try to high five him and you just get faeces on your hands. Luckily I’ve had rubber gloves sewn directly into my skin. Not to protect me from COVID, but to protect me…
